I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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