Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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