like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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