Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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