I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FOUND THE LEGS
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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