we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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