3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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