I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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