HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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