I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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