just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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