I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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