Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
that is very illegal...i love you.
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