just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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