You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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