He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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