whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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