this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
