Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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