He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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