where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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