Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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