I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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