how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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