Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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