Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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You made out with two different species that night
Just high enough for therapy.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.