Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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