operation have a gay friend backfired
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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