what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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