kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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