My nipple is on Facebook.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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