Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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