We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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