If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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