Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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