Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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