Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
can u get pink eye on your cock?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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