But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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