am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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