WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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