Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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