plz talk dirty to me
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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