She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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