gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
