question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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