Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i barfeds in our rink
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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