Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Your cock deserves a montage
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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