Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
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