Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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