I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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