How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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