I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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