More tranny stories later!
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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