Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just puked most of my soul out..
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