yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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